The Absurd Times Fwd: New post THE NEIN QUARTERLY

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New post on Czar Donic’s Blog THE NEIN QUARTERLY by czardonic THE ABSURD TIMES Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h “@SteveFainer: Does it pay to subscribe to @NeinQuarterly? Asking for a friend.” #intears pic.twitter.com/J2sjSCr0zy View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h Favorite local linguists, unite! Or something. #danke pic.twitter.com/tw3nHES4c8 View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h While I suffer in silence, I suggest you read something by Elias Canetti and report back. Expand The Paris Review @parisreview26 Jul @NeinQuarterly #WeBelieveinNeinQuarterly Retweeted by Nein. View conversation Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h All will be revealed. Nothing will be revealed. Look for my interview with @little_utopia. Coming soon. Expand Esthermaschine @EstherAdaire1h @NeinQuarterly KeinQuarterly. Retweeted by Nein. View conversation Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h Sorry, friends, feeling sick today. Not in the good way. #backsoon Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h Think of it as an aesthete tax. #nq #subscribenow Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h The market told me about your “marginal propensities.” Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h When I despair alone, I prefer to be by myself. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h Remember to tip your lovable misanthropic aesthetes. #danke pic.twitter.com/1F2GT2Ysrq View photo Friedrice Nietzsche @TinyNietzsche22 Jul Friedrich is nice name. Retweeted by Nein. Expand Friedrice Nietzsche @TinyNietzsche26 Jul This day in 1887: mustache achieves sentience, fights me over soup Retweeted by Nein. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h Getting nothing for something is the new getting something for nothing. #subscribenow Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly1h 3.5 out of 4 neinquarterly) Expand Friedrice Nietzsche @TinyNietzsche26 Jul If throwing rocks at peasants isn’t a video game, I don’t want to be right Retweeted by Nein. Expand Friedrice Nietzsche @TinyNietzsche28 Jul *looks at room full of dead gods* who wants walkies? Retweeted by Nein. Expand Friedrice Nietzsche @TinyNietzsche2h I need a new catch phrase, something that says modern void, but also includes the trappings of the 19th century Retweeted by Nein. Expand Friedrice Nietzsche @TinyNietzsche2h *macbeth in a teacup* Retweeted by Nein. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly2h Maybe the problem isn’t Monday. Maybe it’s Twitter. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly2h Go ahead, say it in German. I’ve got time. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h The Umlaut is the message. #ü Expand Keiner @rational_heart3h I love you but I’ve chosen Monday (cc @NeinQuarterly ) Retweeted by Nein. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h You might like German more if you knew it better. Expand Zelda Kasahara @Zelda_Kasahara3h I just send some love to @NeinQuarterly , cause I’m really into supporting failed intellectuals. Retweeted by Nein. Expand Vergil Den @VergilDen3h As I sit and wait for @NeinQuarterly, I can’t help but to imagine the cover to issue 1 (courtesy my daughter) pic.twitter.com/Utx0xwQCzJ Retweeted by Nein. View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h My doctor told me it’s a crisis of overproduction. #backwhenitsover Expand Barbarian Capital @BarbarianCap3h @NeinQuarterly the Invisible Hand doesn’t do stop-and-frisk, it just gives you unwelcome squeezes on the go Retweeted by Nein. View conversation Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h Are you there, invisible hand? It’s me, Adam Smith. Expand Ralph Tegtmeier @fantomaster3h @NeinQuarterly No #failedmarketers Award either? Man, you’re taking all the fun out of the agony of late capitalism! Retweeted by Nein. View conversation Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h NQ’s business model depends on ü. And despair. Expand Robert Long @rgblong3h @NeinQuarterly It’s Monday already? Back to my Nein-to-five Retweeted by Nein. Expand Bungaku Shounen @TheGreatBerlitz3h @NeinQuarterly It’s monday already? Sigh. My Zeit and my Geist are not in sync. Retweeted by Nein. View conversation Chris Sm. @poorstruggler3h when i stare into the abyss @NeinQuarterly stares back. Retweeted by Nein. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h A neinquarterly) Expand Jan Mieszkowski @janmpdx3h There’s nothing wrong with the Joseph Beuys business model. @NeinQuarterly pic.twitter.com/E8Kv8PyaUL Retweeted by Nein. View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly3h I’m building a brand. What’s your excuse? Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly4h It’s not the heat. It’s Monday. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly4h It’s a beautiful day to rage, rage against Monday. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly14h Sweet broken dreams. (And even sweeter and more broken for NQ subscribers.) Expand Nils Gilman @nils_gilman19h Course Offering: “The Cliché: Critical Theories of Tedious Language” http://www.volkswagenstiftung.de/en/funding/international-focus/post-doctoral-fellowships-in-the-humanities/grants-2013.html … (Surprisingly, not taught by @NeinQuarterly) Retweeted by Nein. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul It’s Sunday. Hug a hipster. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul Are you there, society? It’s me, social media. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul How can I say this nicely: nein. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul Quiet despair walks into a bar. Impotent rage walks out. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul I have come to monetize Caesar, not to praise him. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul Trust me: capitalism isn’t as easy as it looks. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul Almost done taking Manhattan. In a week I take Berlin. #failedintellectualgoodwilltour Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul Right after brunch. #danke pic.twitter.com/t4oQ7AOKb5 View photo Edward Michalik @edwardmichalik28 Jul I just subscribed to @NeinQuarterly. I haven’t felt this enthused since the revolutionary summer of 68! Okay, I was three then, but still. Retweeted by Nein. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul A German Sunday walks into a bar. Silently. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul Bußfall. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul In all fairness, brunch will also not be televised. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul It’s time for a revolution, comrades, and/or brunch. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul I was selling subscriptions to a fictitious journal before it was cool. (PayPal: neinquarterly) Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly28 Jul It’s a beautiful day for writing an ode upon a Grecian urn. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly27 Jul Umlauto ergo süm. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly27 Jul Dunno ergo sum. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly27 Jul Hire me to legitimize your subject position and/or critique your selfies. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly27 Jul I fought the laws of motion, and inertia won. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly27 Jul Sometimes I wonder about @ubuweb and the Internet. Is art printing life or life printing art? Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul If all you need is love, you probably don’t. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Shit got real. Make it stop. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul “@SpencerPI: @NeinQuarterly Who would win in a cage match between ennui and despair?” The cage. View conversation Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Love should make it all better. But it doesn’t. That’s why it’s love. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Of course I’m conflicted. That’s my charm. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul The Golden Age of the Selfie-Made Man. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul A leitmotif walks into a bar. Bartender: “You, again.” Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Borges walks into a bar. Orders a Borges. Bartender: “We’re out of Borges. But how about a Borges?” Borges drinks his Borges and leaves. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Tweet it like you’ll delete it. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Why, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Why must this happen whenever we go out? Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Trotsky walks into a bar, orders a drink. Bartender: “Neat or on the rocks?” Trotsky: “Take your pick.” Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul An iPhone walks into a Droid. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul A structuralist walks into a bar. A post-structuralist walks out. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul #IBelieveInNeinQuarterly and so can ü. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Tragedy walks into a bar. Leaves shit-farced. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Tragedy’s looking more like farce every day. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Thus got Zarathustra his Friday on. Expand Esthermaschine @EstherAdaire26 Jul You meant body graffiti, right, @NeinQuarterly ? pic.twitter.com/AfPWqDvgIw Retweeted by Nein. View photo donebylee @donebylee26 Jul @NeinQuarterly Nein is my desktop. I have become a Neinhilist. pic.twitter.com/zPaYfFLKz2 Retweeted by Nein. View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul To err is human. To system error is divine. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I break for dreams. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Honk if you value silence. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul A gentle reminder that Facebook is most useful as an allegory. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I thought everybody wanted nothing for something. *firing marketing dept* Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I never thought capitalism would be this hard. #subscribenow Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Just me and ü this weekend. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul When I think of ü, I touch my selfie. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul The what is the fuck. Expand Strollology Berlin @strollology27 Jun First as tragedy, then as farce, then as interview: we talked to Eric Jarosinski, the man behind @NeinQuarterly: http://www.strollology.com/2013/06/27/eric-jarosinski-nein-quarterly/ … Retweeted by Nein. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Civilization is crumbling. Quarterly. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul #IBelieveInNeinQuarterly Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul FYI: @ubuweb started printing the Internet before it was cool. Expand nava rastegar @nvrstgr26 Jul My tickle me @NeinQuarterly keeps nudging me to subscribe Retweeted by Nein. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I believe in hope more than it will ever believe in us. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I believe in love. But not love that has never known despair. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I believe in plaid. Not in checks. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I don’t believe in Gods who aren’t dead. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I don’t believe in colors I cannot see. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul You be insane. I’ll be the membrane. And, you, be the brain. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I don’t believe in molecules. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul “@BarbarianCap: it’s not despair, it’s evaporating homeless urine from the sidewalks” It’s evaporating sidewalk from homeless despair. View conversation Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Selfie-destruction. It should happen more. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Someday Borges will be recognized as the greatest German author. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I’m coming to haunt you, Europe. Starting 4 August. #FailedIntellectualGoodwillTour pic.twitter.com/rDklVXEOC4 View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Maybe this is not a God. And the pipe is dead. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Everybody’s thanking God it’s Friday: pic.twitter.com/dxAvqjP1G4 View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Smoke like Hannah Arendt. If you dare. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Joseph Roth isn’t impressed. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Merbert Harcuse. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul You subscribed to a fictitious journal published by a #failedintellectual. And I liked it. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Open sourceame. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Once @ubuweb prints the Internet, I will fold it into a jaunty little hat, place it atop my head, and win your hearts. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul All my fallacies are intentional. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I’ll start being human once you sign the consent form. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Maybe today’s the day you come out as a #failedintellectual. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul “@tigerkite: @NeinQuarterly @xiaohuoxing Subscribing to despair is a marriage.” Comedies end with weddings. Tragedies start with them. View conversation Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul If you’re gonna hate the game, might as well hate the player. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Somebody should write a song about Friday. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Shersom Golem. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Parl Kopper. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul For aesthetic services. #danke pic.twitter.com/Rw1d4xeSOK View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul The trick is making alienation work for you. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Do not not honk if you love Hegel. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul You have my full deficient attention. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul See Kafka on pain. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul You know, it’s like “open access.” But closed. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Business models come and go. Despair is forever. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I was XOXO’d by a subscriber. And my PayPal liked it. #danke pic.twitter.com/J27ndDEj0L View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I think the poets had a rough night. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Maybe you could try being the change that I want to see in the world. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul You touched my monkey. And I liked it. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul It’s a beautiful day for a going-out-of-business sale at the rag and bone shop of the heart. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul We’ll always have the Paris Manuscripts. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Erzähl mir von Liebe, @NeinQuarterly Abo. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Freitag is for lovers. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Ein Gespenst denkt um in Europa. Wird Steuerberater. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul Freitag. Und es ist gut so. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly26 Jul I’m just here for the capital. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Sweet broken dreams. #gutenacht Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Wally Benjamin. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Sorry, comrades, but @NeinQuarterly is no longer for the Gestalt of the earth. #subscribenow Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Sorry, friends: my Weltanschauung is now pay-per-view. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Social crapital. #spent Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul You call it speaking. I call it diaphragming a sentence. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Honestly, comrades, I haven’t lost all my principles. But I’m trying. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Cultural crapital. #accumulated Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul A business model is merely the continuation of the Frankfurt School by other means. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul I was commodified before it was cool. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Yes, small cadre of NQ subscribers, you are the vanguard. But mainly me. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Kriegfried Sacauer. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Hansel und Gretel Adorno. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Wax Meber. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Misskunst. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul You can filter porn, perhaps, but there’s no stopping despair. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul “@emanzaidi: @NeinQuarterly Love is for the hobbyist.” Love is for the truly desperate. And those who love them. View conversation Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul #9 Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Despair is not for the hobbyist. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Some of my best friends are @NeinQuarterly subscribers. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Premium Content and Its Discontents. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Subscribe, Herr Herzog. Subscribe. pic.twitter.com/ZOHXifcmic View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul #nein pic.twitter.com/8LyDU05AYM View photo Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul QED to your mother. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul “@martinbckr: @NeinQuarterly http://i.imgur.com/5MQknAl.gif ” #interesting View conversation Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Not to spoil the surprise, but there is no “old Werther.” Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Und so Werther. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul The Discipline is the Punish. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Most failed intellectuals lacked the proper discipline. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Yes, constructs are “just a construct.” That’s why they matter. Expand Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Once I learn what QED means, I plan to say it a lot. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More Nein. @NeinQuarterly25 Jul Nobody said Weltschmerz was going to be fun. Expand czardonic | July 29, 2013 at 12:38 pm | Categories: Uncategorized | URL: http://wp.me/pt2r1-A6 Comment See all comments Like Unsubscribe or change your email settings at Manage Subscriptions. Trouble clicking? Copy and paste this URL into your browser: https://czardonic.wordpress.com/2013/07/29/the-nein-quarterly/ Thanks for flying with WordPress.com

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