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The Absurd Times Mothers and other feats of terror

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 17, 2017

THE ABSURD TIMES

From Latuff: We need only add that Trump announced that he is "the LEAST anti-Semitic person who ever lived." This was in response to a question about his supporters painting swastikas around the country. As often said, Hitler is getting very angry at being compared to Trump.

Terrorists

By

Alan Shore, Esq.

MOTHERS

We finally can thak Donald for protecting us from the most feared terrorists of all: Mothers, especially Mexican Mothers. These perfidious agents not only produce people who went on to become citizens, but they feed, clothe, and help educate them. There are all the things that cannot be tolerated in our society. Sure, a few of these evil mothers hide behind religion and find sanctuary in a church sometimes, but nothing will stop our administrations efforts to eradicate mothers from the face of this earth.

Witness all the mothers Trump had the Saudis gun down in Yemen. He is not fooling around. He may even have knocked off an odd mother or two in his own raid. True, it cost the taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars, but the war on mothers will prevail!

And do not forget ISIS! None of those Islamic Terrorists would be possible were it not for mothers. Mothers gave birth to these terrorists, nursed them, fed them, clothed them, and then helped educate them. Without mothers, there would be no ISIS!

BDS

Now that you have access to the Constitution, you can check out the first Amendment. Now it has been made against the law to say anything in favor of Boycotting, Divesting from, or Sanctioning Israel. So far as the amendment goes, it is unconstitutional to forbid such speech or abridge it in any way whatsoever. Sure, so-called judges on the so-called Supreme Court have said that under certain circumstances you should not, but even they did not provide for punishments.

LIES

Now sure, we have the fake news media, entities such as the failing New York Times, and also FOX (we told you so here first, although for different reasons), CNN, the Washington Post, and so on, but there are no lies in the Absurd Times, nope, never, ever! This administration did not even mention this powerhouse of information. They are afraid to. However, we have to point out that the deeds Mike Flynn did with respect to lying to the FBI is the same thing, exactly, as what Governor Blagoyovitch (sp) was convicted with. If he had just shut up and accepted his sentence, he would have spent maybe 2 years in a nice retreat of a Federal Farm instead of what he is doing now. Mike Flynn, plead guilty and get it over with.

NEWS

Back in the days of Hitler, the only comic I know of who made fun of Hitler was Charlie Chaplin who was later hounded by the House of Un-American Activities Committee. Today, it is simply too easy. Even newscasters and outlets simply have to play excerpts from his Press Conference to get a laugh. We give up. All we need to add is that the fake news is now the very fake news.

A FINAL NOTE

During the press conference, a treat to be sure for all professional comedians, Trump announced that he had won the election by more "electoral votes than anyone since Reagan." This, of course, is an "alternate fact." The objective facts is that every single President since Reagan with the exception of Bush Jr. won by MORE electoral votes than did Trump. When given a few examples to the contrary of his pronouncement, he responded, "well, that’s what I was told. I think I saw it somewhere too."

I should add here that every single journalist found the entire thing amusing and ridiculous with the exception of Fox’s Shepherd Smith who was simply angry, turned to the camera, and scolded him.


Posted By Czar Donic to The Absurd Times at 2/17/2017 01:35:00 PM

Mothers and other feats of terror

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 17, 2017

THE ABSURD TIMES

From Latuff: We need only add that Trump announced that he is “the LEAST anti-Semitic person who ever lived.” This was in response to a question about his supporters painting swastikas around the country. As often said, Hitler is getting very angry at being compared to Trump.

Terrorists

By

Alan Shore, Esq.

MOTHERS

We finally can thak Donald for protecting us from the most feared terrorists of all: Mothers, especially Mexican Mothers. These perfidious agents not only produce people who went on tO become citizens, but they feed, clothe, and help educate them. There are all the things that cannot be tolerated in our society. Sure, a few of these evil mothers hide behind religion and find sanctuary in a church sometimes, but nothing will stop our administrations efforts to eradicate mothers from the face of this earth.

Witness all the mothers Trump had the Saudis gun down in Yemen. He is not fooling around. He may even have knocked off an odd mother or two in his own raid. True, it cost the taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars, but the war on mothers will prevail!

And do not forget ISIS! None of those Islamic Terrorists would be possible were it not for mothers. Mothers gave birth to these terrorists, nursed them, fed them, clothed them, and then helped educate them. Without mothers, there would be no ISIS!

BDS

Now that you have access to the Constitution, you can check out the first Amendment. Now it has been made against the law to say anything in favor of Boycotting, Divesting from, or Sanctioning Israel. So far as the amendment goes, it is unconstitutional to forbid such speech or abridge it in any way whatsoever. Sure, so-called judges on the so-called Supreme Court have said that under certain circumstances you should not, but even they did not provide for punishments.

LIES

Now sure, we have the fake news media, entities such as the failing New York Times, and also FOX (we told you so here first, although for different reasons), CNN, the Washington Post, and so on, but there are no lies in the Absurd Times, nope, never, ever! This administration did not even mention this powerhouse of information. They are afraid to. However, we have to point out that the deeds Mike Flynn did with respect to lying to the FBI is the same thing, exactly, as what Governor Blagoyovitch (sp) was convicted with. If he had just shut up and accepted his sentence, he would have spent maybe 2 years in a nice retreat of a Federal Farm instead of what he is doing now. Mike Flynn, plead guilty and get it over with.

NEWS

Back in the days of Hitler, the only comic I know of who made fun of Hitler was Charlie Chaplin who was later hounded by the House of Un-American Activities Committee. Today, it is simply too easy. Even newscasters and outlets simply have to play excerpts from his Press Conference to get a laugh. We give up. All we need to add is that the fake news is now the very fake news.

A FINAL NOTE

During the press conference, a treat to be sure for all professional comedians, Trump announced that he had won the election by more “electoral votes than anyone since Reagan.” This, of course, is an “alternate fact.” The objective facts is that every single President since Reagan with the exception of Bush Jr. won by MORE electoral votes than did Trump. When given a few examples to the contrary of his pronouncement, he responded, “well, that’s what I was told. I think I saw it somewhere too.”

I should add here that every single journalist found the entire thing amusing and ridiculous with the exception of Fox’s Shepherd Smith who was simply angry, turned to the camera, and scolded him.

Czar Donic sent you a video: “Hitler Reacts to Donald Trump Becoming President”

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 12, 2017

Brush up your German?

It’s the Constitution, Stupid!

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 11, 2017


The Absurd Times

There was a time when the phrase used to be “It’s the Economy, Stupid!” Some may remember that. Well, we have managed to sink into the basics: “It’s the Constitution, Stupid.”

Since that seems to be what is needed, we though we would have to start with that before going any further with this present administration. Someone once asked if DT had ever read it, and I replied, “I doubt it, it is too long.” Still, it should be available at as many places as possible, so here it is, complete and unabridged:

The Constitution of the United States

The Bill of Rights & All Amendments

A highly accessible, easy to use online version full text transcript including the Bill of Rights and the rest of the Amendments with both sequential and subject indexes.

Note—spellings are from the original documents: see list.

Index (access key I)

Subject Index (access key S)

For first time users, vision settings, and hide clause #s. (access key H)

skip to Letter of Transmittal

Full size web images of The Declaration of Independence, Constitution, and Bill of Rights are also available for viewing.

Constitution Day is September 17.

The Absurd Times It’s the Constitution, Stupid

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 11, 2017

The Absurd Times

There was a time when the phrase used to be "It’s the Economy, Stupid!" Some may remember that. Well, we have managed to sink into the basics: "It’s the Constitution, Stupid."

Since that seems to be what is needed, we though we would have to start with that before going any further with this present administration. Someone once asked if DT had ever read it, and I replied, "I doubt it, it is too long." Still, it should be available at as many places as possible, so here it is, complete and unabridged:

The Constitution of the United States

The Bill of Rights & All Amendments

A highly accessible, easy to use online version full text transcript including the Bill of Rights and the rest of the Amendments with both sequential and subject indexes.
Note—spellings are from the original documents: see list.
Index (access key I)
Subject Index (access key S)
For first time users, vision settings, and hide clause #s. (access key H)
skip to Letter of Transmittal
Full size web images of The Declaration of Independence, Constitution, and Bill of Rights are also available for viewing.

Constitution Day is September 17.

It’s the Constitution, Stupid!

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 11, 2017

It’s the Constitution, Stupid!

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 11, 2017

It’s the Constitution, Stupid!

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 11, 2017

The Absurd Times Trump/Bannon v. the World

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 7, 2017

THE ABSURD TIMES

Above: Israel given the "green light" by Trump/Bannon.

Germany looks at Trump’s behavior, Der Spiegel.

We have a new writer and he may or may not introduce himself:

ONE

By

Alan Shore

I want to begin by calling for a commemoration. Every 9/11 we commemorate the victims of that terrorist attack. Yet we have no day of commemoration for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre. Fake news media, such as the New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and so on claimed it never happened, but try telling that to the victims. Are we to ignore it simply because it did not happen in Kentucky? Fox has reluctantly been added to the list as of 2 hours ago.

We also have to explain Putin. Fake news has show photos and clips of children affected by strikes in Ukraine, that received the loan of Chechnya from Nikita Khrushchev, but those photos never identify the direction from which the missiles hit. Are they taken from the South or the North? They seem to indicate that they are taken from the south, and that makes for better lighting, and in that case the attacks came from the west, Kiev, not from the West. Until that is resolved, we cannot really tell.

Putin has demanded an apology from Fox news for calling him a "killer," but they are unlikely to do so. Remember, you heard it hear!

Finally, Teresa May of Britain seems to have been the last international leader to talk to Donald while he was still somewhat sane. Since then, his behavior has become such as the people of that country have petitioned Parliament to have him disinvited for his official visit, one reason given as it would be an embarrassment to the Queen. As best I remember, about 200,000 signatures are needed to force a debate in Parliament (not sure at all on that), but that petition is approaching two million signatures. The Speaker of Parliament has announced that if he comes, he will not be allowed to speak in Parliament. Some others have suggested that he be allowed to visit, but stopped at the airport and, I might add, be handcuffed for 5 hours just as a five year old was handcuffed in the U.S. as a result of Trump’s "Executive Order".

A temporary restraining order will be debated on the West Coast (a place Bernard Levy, author of "The Wisdom of the Jews" or something like that has called anti-Semitic). Supposedly, that argument will be on live stream at 2400 GMT from some court’s feed, but this is "fluid" as people enjoy saying. Asked for comment, Trump said "Courts Bad".

Here are some more remarks by an American expert on foreign policy:

We turn now to look at President Trump’s emerging foreign policy. Last week, Trump reportedly abruptly ended a call with Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull after complaining about the terms of a refugee deal between the U.S. and Australia. Meanwhile, during a call with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, Trump reportedly threatened to send U.S. troops to Mexico. Trump’s national security adviser, Michael Flynn, also announced the United States was putting Iran "on notice"—but it’s not clear what that means. And Trump’s first covert operation in Yemen went disastrously wrong: One U.S. Navy SEAL and as many as 23 Yemeni civilians died as a result. We speak to Harvard professor Stephen Walt. His recent piece in Foreign Policy is headlined "Trump Has Already Blown It."

Trump/Bannon v. the World

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on February 7, 2017

THE ABSURD TIMES

Above: Israel given the “green light” by Trump/Bannon.

Germany looks at Trump’s behavior, Der Spiegel.

We have a new writer and he may or may not introduce himself”

ONE

By

Alan Shore

I want to begin by calling for a commemoration. Every 9/11 we commemorate the victims of that terrorist attack. Yet we have no day of commemoration for the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre. Fake news media, such as the New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and so on claimed it never happened, but try telling that to the victims. Are we to ignore it simply because it did not happen in Kentucky?

We also have to explain Putin. Fake news has show photos and clips of children affected by strikes in Ukraine, that received the loan of Chechnya from Nikita Khrushchev, but those photos never identify the direction from which the missiles hit. Are they taken from the South or the North? They seem to indicate that they are taken from the south, and that makes for better lighting, and in that case the attacks came from the west, Kiev, not from the West. Until that is resolved, we cannot really tell.

Putin has demanded an apology from Fox news for calling him a “killer,” but they are unlikely to do so. Remember, you heard it hear!

Finally, Teresa May of Britain seems to have been the last international leader to talk to Donald while he was still somewhat sane. Since then, his behavior has become such as the people of that country have petitioned Parliament to have him disinvited for his official visit, one reason given as it would be an embarrassment to the Queen. As best I remember, about 200,000 signatures are needed to force a debate in Parliament (not sure at all on that), but that petition is approaching two million signatures. The Speaker of Parliament has announced that if he comes, he will not be allowed to speak in Parliament. Some others have suggested that he be allowed to visit, but stopped at the airport and, I might add, be handcuffed for 5 hours just as a five year old was handcuffed in the U.S. as a result of Trump’s “Executive Order”.

A temporary restraining order will be debated on the West Coast (a place Bernard Levy, author of “The Wisdom of the Jews” or something like that has called anti-Semitic). Supposedly, that argument will be on live stream at 2400 GMT from some court’s feed, but this is “fluid” as people enjoy saying.

Here are some more remarks by an American expert on foreign policy:

We turn now to look at President Trump’s emerging foreign policy. Last week, Trump reportedly abruptly ended a call with Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull after complaining about the terms of a refugee deal between the U.S. and Australia. Meanwhile, during a call with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto, Trump reportedly threatened to send U.S. troops to Mexico. Trump’s national security adviser, Michael Flynn, also announced the United States was putting Iran “on notice”—but it’s not clear what that means. And Trump’s first covert operation in Yemen went disastrously wrong: One U.S. Navy SEAL and as many as 23 Yemeni civilians died as a result. We speak to Harvard professor Stephen Walt. His recent piece in Foreign Policy is headlined “Trump Has Already Blown It.”

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