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Palestine Now — Documentary

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 21, 2017

https://absurdtimes.blogspot.com/2017/11/palestine-now-documentary-2017.html

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TOOSDAY’S TOON ~~ PUNISHING PALESTINE FOR ISRAEL’S CRIMES

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 21, 2017

Anyone remember Palestine? Or are we still on ass-grabbing?

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The State Department threatened to close the Palestinians’ Washington office unless they enter into direct negotiations with Israel, and drop requests to ICC to prosecute Israelis for crimes against Palestinians.

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The Absurd Times Harassment and sex sells?

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 19, 2017

THE ABSURD TIMES

Harassment and sex sells?

THIS CAME FIRST, THEN

This came.

This is Supposed to be about Substance?

So welcome to the new level of political and moral dialogue in our country. For from attempting to blame the victim, the attacks on Al Franken seem a bit overdone when the activities of Republicans and some other Political figures of both parties and those simply motivated by greed (business). Well, he apologized, she accepted, he called for an ethics investigation (which would not apply as he was not a member of the Senate at the time), and is clearly not a serialist [Yeas, it's my word]. We have no right to be more outraged than the victim.

Still, our noble leader was busy tweeting during his morning constipation routine [we suppose] and wrote about "Al Frankenstien …," and we can only assume he was not conversant with Mary Shelley’s Novel and the correct spelling of Frankenstein." Of course, it may have been one of those typos or covfefe moments. At the same time, he feels that the voters of Alabama should make up their minds so he is not going to comment on something like that.

On the other hand, we have Roy Moore, but he is a Republican and from Alabama. He never dated before he asked the mother’s consent, he said. I try to imagine the mother, this 33 year old guy comes up, and says "I want to date your 14 year old daughter," then I remember it’s Alabama? The number keeps growing.

Perhaps there should be stricter laws guarding the safety of potted plants, as they seem to be the physical recipients of the abuse of guys who like to masturbate in front on women. Save the plants!

Then we still have our President’s behavior and there is a list of perhaps 20 accusers there and growing.

I still wonder where these guys get this kind of strange energy. Oh well.

Anybody remember Yemen? Malnutrition, starvation, cholera, amputations, mass murders, all made possible by us?

Anybody remember Turkey? It came up during the questioning of Sessions as Mike Flynn seems to have agreed to kidnap this cleric in Pennsylvania and send him to Erdogan in Turkey. Maybe it’s time for a sign like this:

Give it a real Christian flavor?

After all, Joseph was a pederast with Mary and we got Jesus. I know you’re all upset, but hey, this is actually Ray Moore’s brother defending Ray Moore! But, then, it is Alabama.

At any rate, lots of fun stuff happening, but we just do not care. Tuition waivers are proposed to be taxable income in the new Republican "reform". The word itself has become frightening.

Another time.


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Harassment and sex sells?

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 19, 2017

THE ABSURD TIMES

Harassment and sex sells?

THIS CAME FIRST, THEN

This came.

This is Supposed to be about Substance?

So welcome to the new level of political and moral dialogue in our country. For from attempting to blame the victim, the attacks on Al Franken seem a bit overdone when the activities of Republicans and some other Political figures of both parties and those simply motivated by greed (business). Well, he apologized, she accepted, he called for an ethics investigation (which would not apply as he was not a member of the Senate at the time), and is clearly not a serialist [Yeas, it’s my word]. We have no right to be more outraged than the victim.

Still, our noble leader was busy tweeting during his morning constipation routine [we suppose] and wrote about “Al Frankenstien …,” and we can only assume he was not conversant with Mary Shelley’s Novel and the correct spelling of Frankenstein.” Of course, it may have been one of those typos or covfefe moments. At the same time, he feels that the voters of Alabama should make up their minds so he is not going to comment on something like that.

On the other hand, we have Roy Moore, but he is a Republican and from Alabama. He never dated before he asked the mother’s consent, he said. I try to imagine the mother, this 33 year old guy comes up, and says “I want to date your 14 year old daughter,” then I remember it’s Alabama? The number keeps growing.

Perhaps there should be stricter laws guarding the safety of potted plants, as they seem to be the physical recipients of the abuse of guys who like to masturbate in front on women. Save the plants!

Then we still have our President’s behavior and there is a list of perhaps 20 accusers there and growing.

I still wonder where these guys get this kind of strange energy. Oh well.

Anybody remember Yemen? Malnutrition, starvation, cholera, amputations, mass murders, all made possible by us?

Anybody remember Turkey? It came up during the questioning of Sessions as Mike Flynn seems to have agreed to kidnap this cleric in Pennsylvania and send him to Erdogan in Turkey. Maybe it’s time for a sign like this:

Give it a real Christian flavor?

After all, Joseph was a pederast with Maybe and we got Jesus. I know you’re all upset, but hey, this is actually Ray Moore’s brother defending Ray Moore! But, then, it is Alabama.

At any rate, lots of fun stuff happening, but we just do not care. Tuition waivers are proposed to be taxable income in the new Republican “reform”. The word itself has become frightening.

Another time.

A friend sent this

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 9, 2017

And I have to thank him here. 🙂

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:

Talking Dog For Sale

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes around to the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

" You talk? " he asks.

" Yep," the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says:

" So, what’s your story ? "

The Lab looks up and says:

" Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.

I wanted to help the government, so … I told the CIA.

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. "

" I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.

" But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."

" Then I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just plain retired. "

The guy is amazed.

He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

" Ten dollars,’ the guy says.

" Ten dollars ?

This dog is amazing!

Why on earth are you selling him so cheap ? "

" Because he’s such a bullshitter.

He’s never even been out of the backyard "

ISRAELI AGENTS USED TO SILENCE WEINSTEIN’S RAPE VICTIMS

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 8, 2017

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Disgraced Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein employed former Israeli agents as part of an elaborate and aggressive effort to spy on and suppress the allegations by women who have accused him of sexual assault and rape.

Harvey Weinstein used Israeli spies in effort to silence victims

Disgraced Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein employed former Israeli agents as part of an elaborate and aggressive effort to spy on and suppress the allegations by women who have accused him of sexual assault and rape.

In an exposé for The New Yorker, Ronan Farrow reveals that among the web of private investigators and firms Weinstein enlisted was Black Cube, “an enterprise run largely by former officers of Mossad and other Israeli intelligence agencies.”

According to its company literature, Black Cube says its operatives are “highly experienced and trained in Israel’s elite military and governmental intelligence units.”

Its advisory board is packed with…

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PARADISE PAPERS OR WHAT MONEY?

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 8, 2017

THE ABSURD TIMES

NATIONS ARE OBSOLETE

“Tax? Tax what? I’m broke!”

With all the nonsense about Russia interfering in our election, these Paradise Papers reveal what is really in control of the world. We can play all we want about borders and immigrants and Parties, but it is all the banks these days.

Here is a discussion of it. Again, it is just one more thing we always suspected, but just hadn’t documented.

This weekend, a slew of 13.4 million leaked documents revealed how the world’s richest men stash away billions of dollars in wealth in offshore tax havens. The revelations, known as the Paradise Papers, implicate more than a dozen of President Trump’s Cabinet members, advisers and major donors. The 13.4 million leaked documents also reveal how millions of pounds of the British queen’s private estate were hidden in an offshore fund based in the Cayman Islands, and how the senior adviser to Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau helped funnel millions of dollars to offshore tax havens. For more, we speak with Frederik Obermaier, co-author of the Paradise Papers. He is an investigative reporter at Germany’s leading newspaper, Süddeutsche Zeitung. Obermaier also worked on a separate investigation, the Panama Papers, and is co-author of the book “Panama Papers: The Story of a Worldwide Revelation.”

ZION’S ATTEMPT TO CENSOR THE TRUTH // AGAIN

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 6, 2017

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The established Jewish community is reactionary on criticism of the Jewish state. It got that job 50 years ago. It’s wearing thin, and btw, efforts to shut down a movie only help the other side.

Jewish leaders seek to shut down anti-occupation movie in MA because it ‘sniffs of Nazism’

Some good news. Three women at a Unitarian church outside Boston insist on showing a movie critical of Israel, even when the Jewish community tries to censor them. This story can only embarrass the organized Jewish community in the end, on free speech grounds, and serve the cause of Palestinians human rights.

The “Occupation of the American Mind” is a documentary about how and why Americans have such an uninformed view of the conflict. It features Noam Chomsky, Norman Finkelstein, Yousef Munayyer, Rula Jebreal, Amira Hass, Rashid Khalidi and Steve Walt, among others, and has been endorsed by…

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The Absurd Times The Deep Establishment

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 5, 2017

THE ABSURD TIMES

Last week, the Earl of Sandwich was born. He invented the sandwich. So much for the good news.

TIME TO SPEAK TRUTH TO STUPID

A short time ago, someone posted an update on a new bombing of Yemen. I sarcastically said "At least they didn’t use a pick-up", as I was fresh from talking about the fuss made over "Allah Akbar" or "Allu Akbar" in NY. Someone had wondered why we didn’t talk about this crisis and I had just told him it was like the Las Vegas thing, now is not the time to talk. So, when I saw that post, I reacted fresh from that discussion. I had to explain where I stood on Yemen and then directed them to the site Absurdtimes.blogspot.com and suggest they look in the left column where all the topics were listed. It was revealing. I actually had about 12 there or more. So, why am I bothering? Well, these were all new followers or non followers I soon realized. I SHOULD BE MORE CLEAR. BTW: Anybody know what the vowel sound before Akbar should be?

TAX BILL

A number of things seem worth mentioning. Next time, we’ll just post the discussion of the ex-Greek Financial Minister on the "Deep Establishment". Out alt-right morons have adopted the term "Deep State" to describe whatever they don’t like about whatever good the government can still do with the remnants of the New Deal, Roosevelt’s program to rescue capitalism by adopting some of the Ideas of Eugene Debs, a Socialist, who ran for President and was therefore put in prison. It actually made things better for people. It also made rules against what banks could do.

One thing that makes the new Tax program possible is Trump’s base, which right now supports him at even a lower popularity rate than Herbert Hoover’s at the peak of the Great Depression that was made possible by the Republican Party. Since the Democrat Party instituted the reforms of the New Deal, these banks that now control our lives managed to infiltrate that party as well, That is what gave Hillary Clinton the nomination and is now belatedly admitted by Donna Brazil. Donald Trump is happy to see it as it is a handy deflection from the Russia investigation. The complaint that Bernie is not a registered Democrat is just a deflection, as his state does not really have a party designation option.

It doesn’t matter. We have the new tax program now. The idea being used is to get all the lower classes and bigots, the intellectual south, at one another’s throats so that the upper one tenth of one percent can grab more of the money. Class warfare is the real goal behind it all. It is just not the workers against the rich, but precisely the opposite. Soon after then next crash, a new wave of austerity with come as a result of the increased deficit and cuts in more new deal programs will become needed. After all, it’s only immigrants that need social security and Medicare, right? [We still remember one moron shouting "keep your government hands off my Social Security" to Arlen Specter who promptly had to become a Democrat.]

It is worth mentioning that for the amount that this will cost, the government could instead issue a check for $17,000 to every family in the U.S. As my favorite Math teacher in High School used to say on occasion, "How about them apples?" (Spit).

SEXUAL HARASSMENT

When the charges started recently against Bill Cosby, I really wondered what the hell was going on. After all, a guy who was that influential and powerful probably had females trying desperately to sleep with him in return for some sort of advancement or just to be able to say the had done it. I thought it was very unlikely. Roger Ailes as a predator I could understand as he was so fat and ugly that nothing would want to even be touched by him. We also had O’Reilly, Weinstein (Fox made a great deal of this because he was not right wing), Dustin Hoffman (really?), and Kevin Spacey who apparently was very drunk and lifted a 14 year old boy across to a bed and lay on top of him. Spacey claims not to remember this 30 year old incident, but does admit he is gay today. The thing is, I still don’t get it.

No, I’m not a novice in Psychology. I have degrees and certifications and all that type of stuff and practiced as well. I understand Paranoids, Schizophrenics, and so on. I even understand that our President is a sociopath. But what is the point of such harassment? Well, go figure. Everybody, listen up! If you have been near someone in a position of power and you don’t like them, go to the papers or news and tell them you were sexually harassed. Men or women. I’d claim it about Betsy DeVoss except I never met her.

And that brings up to another point. How’s this for a nightmare? Watch the show DESIGNATED SURVIVOR. It is about the one cabinet member who has to stay behind in case there is a great disaster during the State of the Union address. Imagine it is Betsy DeVoss and she becomes President. Well, why not?

TRUMP AS A REPUBLICAN

There is simply too much criticism of Trump not being a Republican. It is true that once he said that if he ran for President it would be as a Republican because Republican voters are more stupid than the others, but he is learning. He has even learned how to speak. Do you Remember Dan Quayle saying that his visit to Latin America was so nice that he wished he has paid more attention in Latin Class in High School? How about Georgie Bush talking about "Strategery"? Well, Donald talked about the "Diverserary" as a sham making our justice system the laughing stock of the world. He took it back saying that’s what people are saying, despite all the tapes of him saying it.

DNC

So, they made Perez head of the DNC instead of Ellison. You will hear a great deal of BS about this in the days to come. Again, this is merely an evolution from Eisenhower’s warning about the "Military-Industrial Complex" to the "Financial Force" that has taken over. It is so overwhelming that there is no point in even addressing it other than to say it is now the deep establishment.


Posted By Czar Donic to The Absurd Times at 11/05/2017 11:33:00 AM

The Deep Establishment

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on November 5, 2017

THE ABSURD TIMES

Last week, the Earl of Sandwich was born. He invented the sandwich. So much for the good news.

TIME TO SPEAK TRUTH TO STUPID

A short time ago, someone posted an update on a new bombing of Yemen. I sarcastically said “At least they didn’t use a pick-up”, as I was fresh from talking about the fuss made over “Allah Akbar” or “Allu Akbar” in NY. Someone had wondered why we didn’t talk about this crisis and I had just told him it was like the Las Vegas thing, now is not the time to talk. So, when I saw that post, I reacted fresh from that discussion. I had to explain where I stood on Yemen and then directed them to the site Absurdtimes.blogspot.com and suggest they look in the left column where all the topics were listed. It was revealing. I actually had about 12 there or more. So, why am I bothering? Well, these were all new followers or non followers I soon realized. I SHOULD BE MORE CLEAR. BTW: Anybody know what the vowel sound before Akbar should be?

TAX BILL

A number of things seem worth mentioning. Next time, we’ll just post the discussion of the ex-Greek Financial Minister on the “Deep Establishment”. Out alt-right morons have adopted the term “Deep State” to describe whatever they don’t like about whatever good the government can still do with the remnants of the New Deal, Roosevelt’s program to rescue capitalism by adopting some of the Ideas of Eugene Debs, a Socialist, who ran for President and was therefore put in prison. It actually made things better for people. It also made rules against what banks could do.

One thing that makes the new Tax program possible is Trump’s base, which right now supports him at even a lower popularity rate than Herbert Hoover’s at the peak of the Great Depression that was made possible by the Republican Party. Since the Democrat Party instituted the reforms of the New Deal, these banks that now control our lives managed to infiltrate that party as well, That is what gave Hillary Clinton the nomination and is now belatedly admitted by Donna Brazil. Donald Trump is happy to see it as it is a handy deflection from the Russia investigation. The complaint that Bernie is not a registered Democrat is just a deflection, as his state does not really have a party designation option.

It doesn’t matter. We have the new tax program now. The idea being used is to get all the lower classes and bigots, the intellectual south, at one another’s throats so that the upper one tenth of one percent can grab more of the money. Class warfare is the real goal behind it all. It is just not the workers against the rich, but precisely the opposite. Soon after then next crash, a new wave of austerity with come as a result of the increased deficit and cuts in more new deal programs will become needed. After all, it’s only immigrants that need social security and Medicare, right? [We still
remember one moron
shouting “keep your government hands off my Social Security”
to Arlen Specter
who promptly had to become a Democrat.]

It is worth mentioning that for the amount that this will cost, the government could instead issue a check for $17,000 to every family in the U.S. As my favorite Math teacher in High School used to say on occasion, “How about them apples?” (Spit).

SEXUAL HARASSMENT

When the charges started recently against Bill Cosby, I really wondered what the hell was going on. After all, a guy who was that influential and powerful probably had females trying desperately to sleep with him in return for some sort of advancement or just to be able to say the had done it. I thought it was very unlikely. Roger Ailes as a predator I could understand as he was so fat and ugly that nothing would want to even be touched by him. We also had O’Reilly, Weinstein (Fox made a great deal of this because he was not right wing), Dustin Hoffman (really?), and Kevin Spacey who apparently was very drunk and lifted a 14 year old boy across to a bed and lay on top of him. Spacey claims not to remember this 30 year old incident, but does admit he is gay today. The thing is, I still don’t get it.

No, I’m not a novice in Psychology. I have degrees and certifications and all that type of stuff and practiced as well. I understand Paranoids, Schizophrenics, and so on. I even understand that our President is a sociopath. But what is the point of such harassment? Well, go figure. Everybody, listen up! If you have been near someone in a position of power and you don’t like them, go to the papers or news and tell them you were sexually harassed. Men or women. I’d claim it about Betsy DeVoss except I never met her.

And that brings up to another point. How’s this for a nightmare? Watch the show DESIGNATED SURVIVOR. It is about the one cabinet member who has to stay behind in case there is a great disaster during the State of the Union address. Imagine it is Betsy DeVoss and she becomes President. Well, why not?

TRUMP AS A REPUBLICAN

There is simply too much criticism of Trump not being a Republican. It is true that once he said that if he ran for President it would be as a Republican because Republican voters are more stupid than the others, but he is learning. He has even learned how to speak. Do you Remember Dan Quayle saying that his visit to Latin America was so nice that he wished he has paid more attention in Latin Class in High School? How about Georgie Bush talking about “Strategery”? Well, Donald talked about the “Diverserary” as a sham making our justice system the laughing stock of the world. He took it back saying that’s what people are saying, despite all the tapes of him saying it.

DNC

So, they made Perez head of the DNC instead of Ellison. You will hear a great deal of BS about this in the days to come. Again, this is merely an evolution from Eisenhower’s warning about the “Military-Industrial Complex” to the “Financial Force” that has taken over. It is so overwhelming that there is no point in even addressing it other than to say it is now the deep establishment.

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