THE NEIN QUARTERLY
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THE ABSURD TIMES
“@SteveFainer: Does it pay to subscribe to @NeinQuarterly? Asking for a friend.” #intears pic.twitter.com/J2sjSCr0zy
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Favorite local linguists, unite! Or something. #danke pic.twitter.com/tw3nHES4c8
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While I suffer in silence, I suggest you read something by Elias Canetti and report back.
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All will be revealed. Nothing will be revealed. Look for my interview with @little_utopia. Coming soon.
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Remember to tip your lovable misanthropic aesthetes. #danke pic.twitter.com/1F2GT2Ysrq
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This day in 1887: mustache achieves sentience, fights me over soup
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Getting nothing for something is the new getting something for nothing. #subscribenow
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3.5 out of 4 @NeinQuarterly subscribers report having both more despair and less capital. Try it today. (PayPal: neinquarterly@gmail.com)
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If throwing rocks at peasants isn’t a video game, I don’t want to be right
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*looks at room full of dead gods* who wants walkies?
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I need a new catch phrase, something that says modern void, but also includes the trappings of the 19th century
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I love you but I’ve chosen Monday (cc @NeinQuarterly )
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I just send some love to @NeinQuarterly , cause I’m really into supporting failed intellectuals.
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As I sit and wait for @NeinQuarterly, I can’t help but to imagine the cover to issue 1 (courtesy my daughter) pic.twitter.com/Utx0xwQCzJ
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@NeinQuarterly the Invisible Hand doesn’t do stop-and-frisk, it just gives you unwelcome squeezes on the go
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@NeinQuarterly No #failedmarketers Award either? Man, you’re taking all the fun out of the agony of late capitalism!
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@NeinQuarterly It’s Monday already? Back to my Nein-to-five
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@NeinQuarterly It’s monday already? Sigh. My Zeit and my Geist are not in sync.
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when i stare into the abyss @NeinQuarterly stares back.
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A @NeinQuarterly subscription = fictitious cultural capital. Get yours now. (PayPal: neinquarterly@gmail.com)
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There’s nothing wrong with the Joseph Beuys business model. @NeinQuarterly pic.twitter.com/E8Kv8PyaUL
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Sweet broken dreams. (And even sweeter and more broken for NQ subscribers.)
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Course Offering: “The Cliché: Critical Theories of Tedious Language” http://www.volkswagenstiftung.de/en/funding/international-focus/post-doctoral-fellowships-in-the-humanities/grants-2013.html … (Surprisingly, not taught by @NeinQuarterly)
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Almost done taking Manhattan. In a week I take Berlin. #failedintellectualgoodwilltour
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I just subscribed to @NeinQuarterly. I haven’t felt this enthused since the revolutionary summer of 68! Okay, I was three then, but still.
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I was selling subscriptions to a fictitious journal before it was cool. (PayPal: neinquarterly@gmail.com)
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Hire me to legitimize your subject position and/or critique your selfies.
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Sometimes I wonder about @ubuweb and the Internet. Is art printing life or life printing art?
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“@SpencerPI: @NeinQuarterly Who would win in a cage match between ennui and despair?” The cage.
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Love should make it all better. But it doesn’t. That’s why it’s love.
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Borges walks into a bar. Orders a Borges. Bartender: “We’re out of Borges. But how about a Borges?” Borges drinks his Borges and leaves.
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Why, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt? Why must this happen whenever we go out?
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Trotsky walks into a bar, orders a drink. Bartender: “Neat or on the rocks?” Trotsky: “Take your pick.”
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A structuralist walks into a bar. A post-structuralist walks out.
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You meant body graffiti, right, @NeinQuarterly ? pic.twitter.com/AfPWqDvgIw
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@NeinQuarterly Nein is my desktop. I have become a Neinhilist. pic.twitter.com/zPaYfFLKz2
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I thought everybody wanted nothing for something. *firing marketing dept*
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First as tragedy, then as farce, then as interview: we talked to Eric Jarosinski, the man behind @NeinQuarterly: http://www.strollology.com/2013/06/27/eric-jarosinski-nein-quarterly/ …
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My tickle me @NeinQuarterly keeps nudging me to subscribe
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“@BarbarianCap: it’s not despair, it’s evaporating homeless urine from the sidewalks” It’s evaporating sidewalk from homeless despair.
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I’m coming to haunt you, Europe. Starting 4 August. #FailedIntellectualGoodwillTour pic.twitter.com/rDklVXEOC4
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Everybody’s thanking God it’s Friday: pic.twitter.com/dxAvqjP1G4
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You subscribed to a fictitious journal published by a #failedintellectual. And I liked it.
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Once @ubuweb prints the Internet, I will fold it into a jaunty little hat, place it atop my head, and win your hearts.
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“@tigerkite: @NeinQuarterly @xiaohuoxing Subscribing to despair is a marriage.” Comedies end with weddings. Tragedies start with them.
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I was XOXO’d by a subscriber. And my PayPal liked it. #danke pic.twitter.com/J27ndDEj0L
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Maybe you could try being the change that I want to see in the world.
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It’s a beautiful day for a going-out-of-business sale at the rag and bone shop of the heart.
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Sorry, comrades, but @NeinQuarterly is no longer for the Gestalt of the earth. #subscribenow
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Honestly, comrades, I haven’t lost all my principles. But I’m trying.
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A business model is merely the continuation of the Frankfurt School by other means.
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Yes, small cadre of NQ subscribers, you are the vanguard. But mainly me.
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“@emanzaidi: @NeinQuarterly Love is for the hobbyist.” Love is for the truly desperate. And those who love them.
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Subscribe, Herr Herzog. Subscribe. pic.twitter.com/ZOHXifcmic
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