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The Absurd Times PUSSY TRUMP

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on October 8, 2016

THE ABSURD TIMES

PUSSY TRUMP AND ELECTING A PRESIDENT IN THE U.S.
BY
HONEST CHARLIE

The Republican Nominee

On Twitter today, I logged on to see what the news was. The usual sources were talking about Yemen, Ukraine, Jeremy Corbyn, Israel’s attacks on unarmed and homeless Palestinians, you know, unimportant stuff. One source even had the nerve to ask "Why is the media talking so much about pussies? What about the attacks on Yemen?"

I had to explain that this is not what our elections are about. Issues of importance are not discussed, as they do not make good television. They lower ratings, and hence commercial prices. Also, they are uncomfortable to the ruling class here, what with the Ukrainian hacking of E-Mails (surprised?) and release,
and other embarrassing items. (The sorts of things Sanders supporters cared about or the Green Party.)

No, they care that Donald Trump was taped saying he’d grab women’s pussies. That makes good TV.

Other Republicans do not want to be seen with him right now. He was supposed to meet and appear with Paul Ryan, our Speaker of the House, but was told not to come and Ryan’s only comment was "there is an elephant in the room." (He did not observe that the elephant was shitting as well.)

At the same time, Donald appeared outside of Trump Tower to give a wave to his supporters. I think Jerry Springer was also there to recruit participants for his television show.

"Pussy? Where’s the pussy?"


Posted By Czar Donic to The Absurd Times at 10/08/2016 05:01:00 PM

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