THE ABSURD TIMES — STILL

The Absurd Times ISIS, FERGUSON, GAZA, RUSSIA

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on August 23, 2014

THE ABSURD TIMES

Just keeping up to date:

IRAQ AND THE SUCCESS OF ISIS:

They are wondering whether to bomb the Caliphate, once the Islamic State, before that IS, ISIL, ISIS, in Syria. We have been pointing out for some time that what our corporate media like to call “Rebels” are really “Terrorists.” They still don’t get it. In Iraq they are bad guys, we are not sure in Syria. Assad allowed all religions, tried to feed all his people, and was a Ba’athist or Socialist. The crowd against him is nuts.

Moral: The best was to defeat terrorism is to Support Assad.

CENTRAL U.S. AND A PERSONAL SAVIOR:

Below is an attempt at a transcript of once exchange in Ferguson, MO.

Q. Q sounds very much like a media reporter, either radio or TV.

A.: A is a policeman during one of the demonstrations.

A: Get the fuck back or I’m gonna fucking shoot you! (Aiming a rifle, slightly stage right.)

Q: Are you threatening to shoot him for standing there?

A: Shut the fuck up of I’ll kill ya.

Q:. What is your name, Officer?

A.: Go fuck yerself!

Q.: Ok, Officer go fuck yourself, could you tell us why you want to kill him?

At this point, another policeman, from a different division, moves officer go fuck yerself off and away, fade out.

It turns out that Officer God Fuck Yerself was of the St. Ann’s force, not Ferguson.

Some days later, a video on another officer appears where he says Jesus is his personal savior and that black husbands and wives should just shoot one another. He said a lot of other things, too.

MORAL: A shut mouth gathers no foot.

GAZA AND ISRAEL, HAMAS AND ZIONISM

The last cease-fire did nothing buy give Israel time to gather more information and decided on further attacks. The only way for the problem to be solved would be for the U.S. to stop endorsing everything Israel did. It will not happen.

All that can be done is on the individual level: watch carefully when you purchase anything to see if you can determine if Israel can profit by it. It so, don’t buy it.

MORAL: Are you kidding, where Israel is concerned? Moral? Sheesh.

RUSSIA AND UKRAINE

Russia sent in its supply trucks to feed those in need, and of course it is being called an attack. Obama led sanctions against Russia, so Putin banned many imports. Farmers in Greece were so angry because they had no market for their produce that they are dumping it on NATO headquarters and burning it. To show he really meant business, Putin shut down four McDonald’s restaurants for sanitary violations. Considering how reporters in Ferguson were attacked for even being in a McDonald’s, you get an idea of how bold a move this is.

MORAL: Mind your own business.

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  1. Barry Wright said, on August 23, 2014 at 3:12 pm

    Thanks for the arrest warrant Honest Charlie. But honestly, Honest, do you ever read your stuff, great as it is, before publishing? The small typos are distracting.

    As a fellow Ph.D, I suggest at least one re-write, two is better. This is all great, but you lead off with ‘There are wondering whether to bomb the Caliphate….’ so I have to think huh? ‘there’, or maybe ‘they’re’? Aha, it must be they’re, unless old HC meant ‘There are those wondering…’

    Stuff like that is absurdly ( excuse the pun) easy to fix, after all the effort you put into your magnificent blog… It’s like tripping on your shoelace when you’re about to deliver the best pitch ever.

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    • @honestcharlie said, on August 23, 2014 at 3:25 pm

      Yer write, danks! Ahll try better.

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    • @honestcharlie said, on August 23, 2014 at 4:16 pm

      And thanks, corrected. 🙂

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