THE ABSURD TIMES — STILL

The Absurd Times IN DEFENSE OF LIFE–Are they nuts?

Posted in Uncategorized by @honestcharlie on October 24, 2012

IN DEFENSE OF LIFE–Are they nuts?

Just a quick observation: Is this Republican Party really pro-life or forced birth?

Now one running for Senator in Indiana has announced that if a woman gets pregnant as a result of rape, it’s all a part of God’s plan. Now we have had our issues with God’s planning abilities before, but this is a bit much.

Of course, once born, the infant can go out and get a job — no more handouts.

In Missouri, women who get legitimately raped have these special fallopian tubes that go spastic and prevent conception. God has not introduced that part of his plan to Indiana yet. (Perhaps it has something to do with being so close to Chicago.)

In Kansas, of course, rape works, but the infant has none of the characteristics of humans as people born there were put there 6,000 years ago.


Posted By Blogger to The Absurd Times at 10/24/2012 03:44:00 PM

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